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PostSubject: Teacher / Student Jokes   Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:26 am

Teacher: Why do u come late allways?
Little Johny: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
L-Johny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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Teacher: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
L-Johny: You told me to do it without using tables!

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Teacher: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
L-Johny: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
L-Johny: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

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Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
L-Johnny : A teacher

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PostSubject: Re: Teacher / Student Jokes   Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:46 pm

good jokes... any one can post jokes???
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PostSubject: Re: Teacher / Student Jokes   Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:35 pm

hahaha... good jokes....
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PostSubject: Re: Teacher / Student Jokes   Sat Dec 16, 2006 2:05 pm

thanks ravi & chinna...
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PostSubject: Re: Teacher / Student Jokes   Sat Dec 16, 2006 2:08 pm

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L - Johny: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
L - Johny: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
L - Johny: George!

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TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
L - Johny: Me!

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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange.. I've got another pair of the same at home.

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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
L-Johnny: Brotherly love.

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PostSubject: Re: Teacher / Student Jokes   Sat Dec 16, 2006 2:14 pm

Teacher: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
L - Johny: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

L - Johny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

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Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
L - Johny: Don't bite any.

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Teacher: Johny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
L - Johny: I is....
Teacher: No, Johny. Always say, "I am."
L - Johny: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
L - Johny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."

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PostSubject: Re: Teacher / Student Jokes   Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:15 pm

hahahaha... very very nice jokes... whos that johny???
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PostSubject: Re: Teacher / Student Jokes   Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:18 pm

Here is my contribution. Try this :

A school inspector saw two little girls in the front row of a class and they were absolutely identical 'you must be twins',she said. 'no,miss,'they answered together. 'Bot you are sisters,aren't you?he asked 'yes,miss,'they replied. 'and how old are you?'she asked. 'we are nine,'they said at the same time. 'then you must be twins!'said the inspector. 'no,miss,we are triplets.but our sister has got flu.'


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PostSubject: Re: Teacher / Student Jokes   Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:18 pm

why font colour is not working in the previous post?
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PostSubject: Re: Teacher / Student Jokes   Sun Dec 24, 2006 7:41 pm

nice jokes...
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PostSubject: Re: Teacher / Student Jokes   Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:00 am

hahaha.... all are very nice jokes....
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PostSubject: Re: Teacher / Student Jokes   Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:09 pm

H.M: YARUDA ADHU TAMIL AASIRIYAR KAALAI VAARI VITTADHU?
STUDENT: AVAR THAN SIR NALAI KAALAI VARUNGAL NU SONNAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Teacher / Student Jokes   Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:17 pm

TEACHER:ram, tell me two proverbs wth examples?

STUDENT:sir. ajith mathiri poruthar boomi ALLWAR. vijay mathiri porukkathavar POKRI avvar!!!!!!!!!!!!
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