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PostSubject: FAMILY JOKE   Sat Dec 16, 2006 2:45 pm

A school going son

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. 'Wake up, son.
It's time to go to school!' 'But why Mom? I don't want to go.' 'Give me
two reasons why you don't want to go.' 'Well, the kids hate me for one,
and the teachers hate me, too!' 'Oh, that's no reason not to go to
school. Come on now and get ready.' 'Give me two reasons why I should
go to school.' 'Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another,
you're the Principal!'


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PostSubject: Re: FAMILY JOKE   Sat Dec 16, 2006 2:47 pm

Son: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me To write?
Son: Your name on this report card.

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Son: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father: No. Why do you ask that?
Son: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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PostSubject: Re: FAMILY JOKE   Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:08 pm

nice jokes... 52 years laiyum school ku poradhuku kasukudhu... Very Happy
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PostSubject: family joke   Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:12 pm

A man wanted to buy a riding horse for his wife, and trying one out. noticing that the horse required a firmhand and constant watching he asked doubtfully,;
' do u think this is a suitable horse for awomen?"
The owner of the horse tolerably honestman, so he answered carefully" well, ithink awomen could handle the horse . but iwouldnt want to be the husband of the woman who could do it"


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PostSubject: Re: FAMILY JOKE   Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:18 pm

good joke, nidhi...
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PostSubject: Re: FAMILY JOKE   Sun Dec 24, 2006 7:38 pm

school going son is really a nice one... nice jokes, chandar...

sreenidhi, your story also looks very nice...
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PostSubject: Re: FAMILY JOKE   Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:15 am

nice jokes....
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PostSubject: Re: FAMILY JOKE   Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:20 pm

anu. what story i wrote?
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PostSubject: Re: FAMILY JOKE   Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:23 pm

SON: DAD, I PUT MONKEY DRESS IN MY SCHOOL FANCY DRESS COPETITION. AND IGOT 2ND PRIZE.

DAD: DEAR SON, IF U MIGHT HAVE GONE WITH YOUR ORIGINAL DRESS, YOU MIGHT HAVE WON THE 1ST PRIZE IT SELF?
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PostSubject: Re: FAMILY JOKE   Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:52 pm

sreenidhi wrote:
anu. what story i wrote?

sorry sreenidhi... i wrongly mentioned story instead of joke...

your joke is nice one...
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